aka what the hell kind of drugs did I take to come up with this.
There'd be lods of Deathmatch, LMS, free-for-all Turf Wars, Turf Wars with no limit to the number of players on a team, and alongside all that, this would be made compatible with numerous third-party mods such as Idiotic LMS, Who Dun It, and Shotgun Frenzy.
A man can dream.